Pseudoscience and The Living Matrix – not even wrong.
So McGill hosts these “Freaky Friday” events, in which McGill scientists are supposed to explain some of the actual science behind films and pop culture. Ostensibly, anyways. Mostly it seems to be a science lecture followed by a movie. You can find details on them here.
I was put off of them last year by the UFO ones, in which a professor abused the philosophy of science to tell us that we’ve totally been visited by UFOs and there’s a massive global cover-up. That wasn’t so cool, especially since there’s enough disinformation out there already. We don’t need people muddying the waters even more.
But I’ve gone to two this year, and they’ve both been pretty cool. The last one was by a biogeologist talking about the work being done looking at indirect evidence of life earlier than was previously thought, using Carbon-12/13 ratios and the atmospheric ratios of different Sulpher isotopes. It was neat. I never thought finding old rocks, grinding them up, and then analyzing them would be so cool, but it was. The movie for that was Night of the Triffids, which was an awesomely bad old sci-fi flick.
Tonight was a lot closer to my heard. Joseph Schwarcz was the presenter, which was cool. The talk was on the growth of quackery, and as he made clear it really hasn’t changed much – more sophisticated maybe, but the claims and the content are pretty similar.
He brought us through snake oil salesmen and patent medicine, talked about Houdini’s skepticism, and showed some more modern quackery like Asea http://www.teamasea.com/, which is a 5% salt water solution. And really, it doesn’t even scratch the surface. I’m not going to go into the history of quackery, or all the various forms and authors, but suffice to say it was interesting. Check out Dudley J. Leblanc and Hadacol for an example from the 50s.
I’ll just mention one other, since it’s so overblown. Bill Nelson (you have to read his ‘bio’) invented the EPFX-SCIO, which claims the following:
The EPFX-SCIO scans the body for 9000 frequencies, each associated with a different compound, much as anti-virus software would do for a computer. The EPFX-SCIO operates at biological speeds (up to 1/1000 of a second) charting the resonance or responsse of the body to these frequencies, comparing them to a norm and ranking them in degree of reactivity, identifying both acute and chronic imbalances. Clients can then be provided information about the results and energetic therapy can be given to attempt a balancing or harmonizing of any aberrant frequencies. Offering over 200 biofeedback therapies in 72 modalities, it is the largest healthcare software package in the world, combining both eastern and western philosophies and techniques.
I don’t even know where to start…
After that we watched a film called “The Living Matrix”.
Let’s play a game. Watch the movie, and take a drink every time someone makes a claim that runs counter to basic science, or makes a factual scientific error.
Now that you’re out of the hospital, I’ll remind you that you can’t sue me for your alcohol poisoning.
The film is a painful mishmash of healing touch, energy medicine, ‘The Secret’-esque intentionality stuff, and a hefty dose of what I’ve started thinking of as “Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work” syndrome. I can’t even address their claims, since they often conflict. Near the beginning they claim that consciousness is not in the brain, and that the body does not need some sort of central organizer. But then in the second half, they spend a bunch of time wondering how the body can function without a central organizer.
They even wonder how cells can communicate with each other, and I foolishly thought they would start speaking about inter-cellular communication. Hah! No, they claim that some central organizer needs to send out simultaneous signals to all the cells at once (since they claim the different speeds of nerve transmission make complex behaviour impossible). They claim that the actual central organizer is the heart!
That’s right, we’re right back to fucking Aristotle. They say it can “imprint information” on the body using “sound waves, electricity, magnetism, and electromagnetism” and that the nerve tissue on the heart (which, you know, the brain uses to maintain a heartbeat) is actually to tell the brain what to do. Seriously – some of the same arguments as 2300 years ago when Aristotle argued the heart was the centre of consciousness. And how does it talk to cells? Well, they’ve got these receptors embedded in the cell membrane…
*facepalm* Which are used for chemical signalling between cells. Apparently they missed that bit in high school or first year bio. And none of this is about the more egregious nonsense about “fields” which is addressed a bit here.
Anyways. Suffice to say that me, the developmental biology student next to me, the one across the room, and the engineer sitting below me were all choking back astonishment and outrage for most of the film. The phrase “not even wrong” comes to mind.
The after talk was… interesting. There were a couple people who were really into it, and they talked about how they believed in intuition, or telepathy because they would think of someone and then that person would call them. This old nonsense always ignores the huge numbers of times when you’re thinking of someone and they don’t call.
So, it was fairly fun even if the film was frustrating as hell. Anyone care to explain how Rupert Sheldrake has a position at Cambridge? Oh, the they mentioned Adam Dreamhealer. Oh yeah.
You can see more thorough review of the film here.
I wonder sometimes if I’m even speaking the same language as these people.
