On egregious nonsense
So. Of all the pseudoscientific nonsense out there (and there’s a LOT), homeopathy bothers me more than any other I can think of offhand. I’m not entirely sure why, but I think it’s because homeopathy lacks even the prima facie sort of plausibility possessed by modalities like acupuncture or chiropractic.
The background for homeopathy has been covered much more expertly elsewhere, so I’ll just give a quick summary. Back in the 1800s, a doctor named Samuel Hahnemann took a bit of quinine (used as treatment for malaria). It’s also poisonous, and when he took it he felt it induced symptoms similar to those of malaria. He decided that things which cure someone who is sick will create the symptoms of that illness in a healthy individual. This is the ‘like cures like’ concept of homeopathy, that by giving substances to healthy persons and noting how they feel, you can use those substances to cure those symptoms in a sick individual.
Note that this isn’t like vaccination – you aren’t acclimatizing their system or provoking an immune response so your body will recognize a virus later. It’s literally supposed to be curative.
There’s another principle. Hahnemann noticed that when he gave substances to his patients (like arsenic, for example) they ended up healthier when the substance was more dilute. This makes some sense – after all, you’ll be much healthier if you consume almost pure water or a sugar pill than if you consume arsenic or quinine (unless in the latter case you have malaria). Thus the second principle – dilution. Homeopathic ‘medicines’ are typically diluted to 20-30C, each C standing for a 1-in-10 dilution. So take 1mL of a 10mL solution, mix it with 9mL of pure water, and repeat 19-29 more times.
Now, a dilution of 10-23 or so will have about one molecule of the original substance in one mole of the solution (so 1 molecule per 16 grams) of water. It gets much less likely that you’ll find a single molecule of the original substance for every ‘to the minus’ that you go. So at 10-30 you’d have to drink oceans and oceans of a homeopathic solution to actually consume a single molecule of whatever substance was originally there.
Thus. We have a medical principle (like cures like) that’s not actually true, and a technical principle (of increasing potency with increasing dilution) that doesn’t actually make sense.
The key part I’ve left out? Succussion. Hahnemann said it would only work if you shook/tapped the substance between dilutions. He recommended a certain number of taps on the cover of a bible, to ‘potentize’ the substance. It won’t work otherwise, you see.
Homeopathy isn’t naturopathy (which I have my own problems with). It isn’t herbalism. It’s nonsensical magic that ought to be transparently useless at first glance.
I’ll leave you with the video below, and if you want more information I suggest the ‘Homeopathy’ category at Science-Based Medicine.

